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So my grandmas's here. So far, she's insulted the shape of my head, asked me at the dinner table what a blowjob is then called that Yukiko Sawada chick in third year and told her off for ~bad oral hygiene~ when my mom told her (Yoshi's in trouuuble). She locked the dog out of the house (HUZZAH), asked me if I still fraternate with that bizarre orphaned child, watched shitty reruns every night, and so on and so on.

She's leaving in two days. Yoshi's here till March as well. (LOCK UP YOUR SISTERS, MAKOBO) So the place is pretty crowded right now. I'm sharing with Yoshi until grangran leaves.

We're going to Izumi tomorrow to see a show, apparently. Kabuki play. Expect e-mails from me all night, guys. I'm gonna be be bored out of my skull.

Date: 2010-01-12 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wow, I feel really bad for you right now.

Date: 2010-01-12 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Right? Yoshi and my gran in the house at the same time. If there's a god, he hates my ass right now.

Do you wanna come over tomorrow? I'm thinking you, Koda, Aya and Makobo should give my whole family a collective heart attack. It'll be great. Just ignore my gran whenever she says anything.

Date: 2010-01-12 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Aw, your brother's not that bad all the time. (´・ω・`) Your grandma, on the other hand...

Sure. o/ You know I'm always up for giving the females in your family heart attacks. Although you know if your grandmother actually had one it'd scar me for life.

Date: 2010-01-12 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
sounds like you're in for a thrilling time.

Date: 2010-01-12 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
RIGHT? The play killed me, man. Something about the 47 Ronin. My gran has a lady-boner for one of the actors. :| Poor guy. Poor me.

You up for coming over tomorrow? :| I wanna give my gran, my mom and Yoshi a collective heart attack. Just for funsies. You, Chie, Koda and Aya are like perfect for the job.

Date: 2010-01-12 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ugh. old lady boners.

oh, sure. sounds good. i bet your gran'll like me.

Date: 2010-01-13 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
My gran doesn't like anyone. :| BUT YOU CAN TRY.

Date: 2010-01-12 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
haha oh man

Date: 2010-01-12 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I entrust my beanie to you if I don't make it through the weekend. Treat it well.

Date: 2010-01-12 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*salutes* itsanhonour.

Date: 2010-01-12 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wow. There's a scream for company. Go ahead and e-mail me, it's not like I've got anything better to do on schooldays. :)

Date: 2010-01-12 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ACTUALLY. You wanna come over tomorrow? My gran's leaving, but right before she does, I want to give her an aneurism. Or any other medical condition, I'm not picky. You, me with my shaven head, Chie, Koda and Makobo should get her clutching her pearls.

Literally. She wears a pearl necklace. I told her one time clams died to give her that and she told me she didn't care, they died for a good cause. :c

Date: 2010-01-12 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, you know how I can't refuse helping out a friend in need and I get to piss some people off - which is my specialty as far as you know - and be rewarded for it. Sounds like heaven.

Date: 2010-01-13 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I was totally thinking that. XD o/\o It's the kinda thing you specialise in.

Date: 2010-01-13 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Glad to hear that's all good. Any specific time I have to come over to mentally torture her (and to release you out of yours)?


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